I Can Fix Him... He's Just 500 Years Old Tee

He's not a walking red flag...

He's just had 500 years to perfect being dramatic.

The I Can Fix Him... He's Just 500 Years Old T-Shirt is made for romantasy readers who can't resist immortal fae, ancient vampires, brooding kings, mysterious shadow wielders, and every morally gray book boyfriend who's been collecting emotional baggage for centuries.

Whether you're wandering the bookstore, meeting your book club, grabbing an iced coffee, or staying up far too late reading "just one more chapter," this tee lets everyone know exactly what your fictional type is.

Designed exclusively by House of Flame & Fantasy.

? Perfect For

? Romantasy readers

? Fantasy lovers

? Ancient fae fans

? Vampire readers

? Shadow daddy enthusiasts

? BookTok & Bookstagram readers

? Book clubs

? Gifts for fantasy readers, librarians, teachers, and book lovers

✨ Features

• Gildan 5000 heavyweight cotton t-shirt

• Classic unisex fit

• Comfortable everyday wear

• Durable, professionally printed design

• Great for bookstores, conventions, libraries, and cozy reading days

• Exclusive House of Flame & Fantasy artwork

✨ House of Flame & Fantasy Signature

Because centuries of emotional baggage somehow make the story even better.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), House of Flame & Fantasy LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at House of Flame & Fantasy LLC
1540 Main St, STE 218 – PMB 207
Windsor, CO 80550
United States or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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